Tesco, Britain’s biggest supermarket chain has taken out newspaper ads across the UK this morning to apologize for the horsemeat recently found in its Everyday Value frozen beef burgers. The ad explains that the company finds the situation ‘absolutely unacceptable’ and says that it has withdrawn the sale of the “Dobbin” products immediately from its stores and online. If you bought some, bring it back and they’ll swop it for one of their “exotic” pre-prepared, International meals… Such as Rat Vindaloo, Hedgehog Tacos or Boa Constrictor Blintzes. InBev is adamant that the recent disappearance of the Budweiser Clydesdales has fuck all to do with any of this.
Shouldn't those little cows look like little horses?
