DidYaSee the news that Brazilian footballer (soccer to wankers) Ronaldo is moving to Britain to study advertising for two years? Ace AdScamer, CokeZeroWhore points us in the direction of a Daily Mail story that states he is joining WPP as a fucking intern. Obviously unpaid, ‘cos he’s already a billionaire. He’s probably got more money than the Poisoned Dwarf, who has apparently promised the Brazilian he will be under his personal guidance! To which Ronaldo replied… “Learning from Martin Sorrell will be perfect. I won't leave him alone; I'll be asking him questions the whole day, just like a striker. He's going to have to tell me everything.” Ha, I don’t fucking think so. There are too many skeletons in too many closets that His Gnomeship will keep well and truly locked up. Besides which, as Sir Martin spends more time out of the office than Kev “I always wear black” Roberts, is he going to take him along as he visits the empire outposts in Zimbabwe, Afghanistan and East Hoboken?
He's bringing his girlfriend...
And his fan club!
