It would seem that Sir Martin Sorrel is a bit upset, ‘cos Davos has become too “Showboaty” for his genteel reserved tastes. What brought this hissy fit on? Apparently, the arrival of Charlize Theron to pick up an award for her humanitarian work. I mean, c’mon, doesn’t she realize that the sole purpose of this fuck-fest for billionaires is so they can plan behind closed doors exactly how they are going to carve up the universe and kill off all the despicable “takers.” When you look at the attendees, from evil old git, Murdoch, to rancid wanker Diller, to Jamie Diamond making a speech about how government regulations are getting in the way of a bankers ability to make an honest crust (‘Cos his take-home last year was slashed to a pathetic TEN FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS) you have to realize that these are serious fuckers. Sorrell also complained that he dislikes “Davosian” language – before going on to give a textbook example of Davos-speak by using the word “horizontality”. How about wankabilitation?
Ugly... Fucking ugly... I don't fucking think so!
