Just a quickie… As Kate has been known to promise me now and then… My take on Thursday’s upcoming Armstrong/Oprah Weep-A-Thon is out now on Quartz.com. Read it and weep along with Lance as he watches his evil fucking millions disappear in a vortex of fines, legal fees and shit. Black wristbands anyone?
Oh, and at the end of the piece I suggest the new Oprah hit show “The Biggest Doper,” in true Oprah fashion, I saw her as dishing out FREE blood bags for the audience and needle exchanges at the door. Quartz edited that out… Chickens - Here at AdScam we say whatever the fuck we want.
Check out the eyes... What the fuck is he on now?
Help... He's kidnapping me!