Did ya see ZuckerNozzle’s totally awesome artisanaly curated holistic dude new thing announced yesterday? Yeah, fucking Graph Search which allows you to locate and pick up sex mad chicks, or find people in bars so desperate for company, they’ll buy you free drinks all evening. It’s all explained in “Facebook’s Bold, Compelling and Scary Engine of Discovery: The Inside Story of Graph Search,” an article by Steven Levy, who is obviously a highly paid shill for Facebook and has his tongue firmly up Zuck's arse, 'cos the piece was conveniently published by Wired just moments after the Facebook event ended. As an example of how fucking great this thing is, Levy tells us that ZuckerNozzle used it to drum up people in the neighborhood he wanted to invite to his dog’s birthday party… Yeah, that’s right… His dog’s fucking birthday party. Now you know why people who live on Facebook are total douchenozzles.
They had the party by the pool!