By now you’ve all heard that Lance Armstrong is going to be on the couch with Oprah on January 17th. This is going to be fucking great. You know she is not going to ask tough questions. When she had him and Sheryl Crow on a few years ago, she truly defined the word obsequious… She almost disappeared up his arse. This time around she’ll have Dr. Oz to explain that Lance holistically hyped his performance through eating lots of lima beans and carrots, whilst drinking his own piss. Over in the UK, where anyone will bet on anything, within hours, bookmakers were offering odds on which words Armstrong would use in the interview, with Ladbrokes quoting 1-4 on "apologize" and evens on "confess", and were offering 8-11 on Armstrong breaking down in tears. On one of the cycling sites, someone has pointed out that Oprah and Lance have one thing in common… Both are, or were, in business with Discovery Communications! I wonder just what the fuck that is all about. I must say, the best comment of the day was… “Audience members… Blood bags for everybody.” Classic!
You must be fucking joking!
