Without belaboring the obvious, you all know that when I make a forecast, I am never wrong. Ninety percent of the time it happens immediately after I make my prediction. Occasionally, it takes a little longer… But, eventually it happens: Ergo, Boschetto is toast… But even more importantly, with all the pre-publicity, I guarantee that the vast majority of the Super Bowl spots will well and truly suck. Besides the fact that the Go Daddy chicks are wearing fucking clothes to cover all their tits & arse loverrrly bits, have you seen that at least half the spots are pimping nuts? No, not head cases or cajones, the ones you fucking chew. Wonderful Pistachios - Who the fuck came up with that name? I would have gone with Artisanaly Curated Holistic Pistachios - is launching a campaign featuring Snooki (the archetypal example of feminine pulchritude) , the Winkelvoss twins (‘Cos they need the fucking money, right?) And yes… Psy, the Korean Gangnam wanker who is the darling of the media right now, and who a year from now it will be, Psy who? Damn. Whatever the fuck happened with original ideas?
Snooki's like billiards, right?