I was getting to the point where I didn’t want to write another fucking word about Lance Armstrong, but then came across a rather startling piece of news few people seem to have picked up on…After he bitched that in one day he saw $75 million in future sponsorships disappear down the rancid tubes of the Armstrong Empire, I thought well fuck you, you Texas douchenozzle, your sponsorship big bucks days are over… Then, maybe not. As I said last week, Phil Knight, CEO of Nike never met a disgraced sports villain he couldn’t learn to love again. When he was recently asked if Lance and Nike might patch things up after the cyclist admitted to his massive drug program, he responded, "Never say never." This from the guy who in October was quoted as saying, "Due to the seemingly insurmountable evidence that Lance Armstrong participated in doping and misled Nike for more than a decade, it is with great sadness that we have terminated our contract with him." Wow, that didn’t last long. Welcome back to the Tiger – Kobe – Vick - Fucktards Club, Lance.
Mr Knight said it was one of Michael Vick's dogs sponsored by Adidas. So I had to just fucking do it!
He tried to sponsor my 36 Olympics. I told him to fuck off!