If you really want to see how far down the rancid tubes the ad biz has gone these days, listen up… Two “highly awarded” South American creative directors have launched a fucking company by the name of, All Awards, a design and production consultancy that specializes in grooming, pimping and generally giving an expensive hand job to work that agencies enter for the million and one award contests out there. This means that even if your work is so shitasmically bad it wouldn’t even survive a “creative rumble” at Draft/FCB, these fuckers will sprinkle their magic dust over it, obviously for a suitably huge fee, and next thing you know, you and your hooker for the night will be getting arseholed on $30 mimosas on the Croisette as you throw up all over your Titanium Lion. Why am I not surprised these two douchenozzle charlatans are from South America?
Thanks to "All Awards" we won the Plutonium Lion for the under 18 division of the Hemorrhoid Packaging category!
