I’ve been to Japan a couple of times and it’s truly fascinating, but, it is like being on another fucking planet. That’s why I loved “Lost in Translation.” Well, I mean, it’s got Scarlett Johansson’s semi-naked arse in it! On the streets of Tokyo they have vending machines that sell everything, even used schoolgirl’s panties. Anyway, nothing out of Japan surprises me. Then I saw this piece about Toshifumi Fujimoto, a Japanese truck driver who vacations in war zones. He thinks Syria is “Exciting.” No shit!
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