Is it just me, or are you as mystified as I am about the VW “Get Happy” spot that will run on the Super Bowl, after everyone has seen it a million fucking times on all the wanky social media sites? Yeah, the spot with the very white, white guy talking to all his office co-workers in a heavy Jamaican accent. Apparently, you can “share the happiness with your friends” by taking them for a ride in a VW Beatle. I don’t fucking think so. That is not the way to make me happy. Now, if they’d had a genuine Raster wearing a coat of many colors and smoking a giant paper bag joint stuffed with a pound of Ganja, I could have understood the happiness. It would still have had nothing to do with cars, but it wouldn’t be as dumb as this piece of shit!
Now that's what I call getting happy!