This just in from my deep throat at the GooglePlex. Multi-billionaire, Uber Chairman, Eric Schmidt is preparing to travel to one of the last frontiers of cyberspace: North Korea. The official word is that he will be traveling to the world’s most fucked up country on a private, humanitarian mission led by former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson that could take place as early as this month. However, sources tell me that in reality, because Larry and Sergey have become bored with their “His & His” Boeing 777’s, he is tasked with picking up a couple of the recently launched rockets Kim-Jong-Nozzle is having giant orgasms about. This will obviously piss off Zuckernozzle and create a “Rocket-Gap,” between Google and Facebook. Stay tuned for developments!
Ja, mein Google-Fuhrer, we can destroy the FaceNozzle!