News from Britain today that a foul-smelling cloud of gas has wafted over the English channel from France, leaving Sussex and Kent residents inundating the emergency services with concerned phone calls because they fear that the ancestors of William the Conqueror are now resorting to chemical weapons. And they might just be fucking right. The cause of the stench is an unexplained gas leak at the Lubrizol France chemical factory in the Norman city of Rouen. The good news is that a back-draft is also blowing the work of Pepi Le Pew over Paris, where it is described as a stench like “sweat, garlic and rotten eggs.” Zut allors. Mon Dieu. Baisez-moi!
I fart in your general direction!