We can look forward to a Super Bowl spot launching the new Budweiser Black Crown beer that promotes the humungously alcoholic brew… A mere six fucking percent alcohol, which is about the same as cough syrup, and way less than nuns piss… As the new taste in artisanal suds. For your drinking pleasure, Budweiser Nozzles say that Budweiser Black Crown blends "two-row caramel malt with four types of domestic hops, finished on a bed of Beechwood chips. It stays true to the original Budweiser recipe but has its own unique take." Meaning… The original Bud recipe is based on using rat drop infested rice instead of barley… ‘Cos it’s way, way fucking cheaper, and most of the brain-dead wankers who drink this shit are too fucking dumb to know the difference!
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