Kaila Colbin over at MediaPost has a great one titled “Ten Internet Haikus” I’m doing an “Homage” right here, ‘cos I am a fucking prince.
Instagram bought by
Facebook. Privacy erodes.
Who could have guessed it?
If I never hear
the phrase “future-proof” again,
it will be too soon.
Another day brings
a new social commerce site.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
You know me better
than anyone in the world,
Facebook and Google.
Can’t come up with a
name for my online start-up.
Time to remove some vwls.
Disaster coming?
First update Facebook status.
Then run for cover.
Wandering confused.
Lost and don’t know where I am.
Must be Apple Maps.
My real life is not
so cool. But my Instagram
life is amazing.
Want to force yourself
to disconnect more? Leave the
power cord at work.
Paying for Web friends
is no more effective than
paying for real ones.
Fuck AdRants... Kaila got mentioned on AdScam!
