Didyasee that Air New Zealand and it’s London agency “Joint.” Yeah, fucking “Joint.” (But I never inhaled, M’lud.) Have come up with a campaign to promote Cuddle Class on their London to Los Angeles flights. You get to share a “sky couch” with a total fucking stranger for the 12-14 hour flight… And, I assume, either shag your brains out, or get murdered as you cross the world. Too bad if your sky couch partner is an ugly fucker, or an escaped serial killer. But as you get free drinks, you can always drink yourself to the point where they start to look attractive. But that’s also about the time that “Brewers Droop” starts to set in. The whole thing sounds fucking insane to me.
Damn... She looked hot last night!