AdScamer, Florian, one of my German followers (yes, the real Germany, not the Idaho one, I even have readers in Iran… Figure that out!) has informed me that the Church of Scientology is looking for an ad agency to help it recruit members in the Fatherland. They have sent out RFP’s to more than 70 agencies. Most have them have told Ron’s Mob to fuck off… However, I have it on good authority, that Draft/FCB, Germany, is making a big pitch for the biz. They have opened a Munich office on “Fürkhofstrasse” and are bringing in the “heavy guns,” Howard, Laurence and “Idgy” to run it. Michael Roth gave a press conference to announce this as a great opportunity for the rapidly imploding Interpublic Empire. He then awarded himself another massive “performance” bonus and exited, stage left.
Time for a "Creative Rumble," Mein Fuhrer Hubbard!