As usual, when it comes to Super Bowl time, the Frat/Fart boys of Boulder are shoveling out the big bucks for “star power” on behalf of Best Buy. This year, it’s Amy Poehler doing the thankless job of trying to rescue the rapidly sinking retailer. Last year they blew fucking millions on Justin and Ozzie. Maybe they should spend the money on hiring less brain dead wankers as members of the “Geek Squad.” The only time I was in there, I asked for a USB extension cord for some headphones, the wanker didn’t seem to understand what the fuck I was talking about (and I was sober) so he got a “manager” to help me. Look at the picture of the CP+B shoot below. Notice the tele-prompter… They need a fucking tele-prompter for a thirty second spot? This is not War and Peace, guys. Also notice, the actor playing the Best Buy fucktard doesn’t even have a name… He’s just referred to as “Blue Shirt.” That’ll look really fucking impressive on his acting credits!
Blue Shirt, wanna get me some cream for this coffee?