OK… The Super Bowl is coming up. We will have babies, dancing chimps, talking cats, probably no naked Go Daddy bimbos (boo-hoo) and really fucking big Clydesdales pulling fake barrels of nuns piss… But, what we won’t have are miniature Shetland Ponies wearing cardigans. That’s what you can look forward to in the commercial breaks during the Auchentocaloch Highland Games on ESPN 25. Because that happens to be the Scottish Super Bowl. Tossing the caber, throwing the rock, and wearing fuck all under your kilt. Meanwhile, you enjoy the sweaty endeavors of the hirsute competitors whilst shoving generous helpings of rancid haggis (you know what's in that, don't you?) down your pie hole, followed by several wee drams of the peaty essence. Scotland the Brave, indeed!
We had a Clydesdale for breakfast!