Let’s get one thing straight. I love Italy, the country, the food, the booze, the women… I’ve spent a lot of time there for both work and pleasure… But, why the fuck do they keep voting for Bunga-Bunga Berlusconi? I mean the old goat, whose conservative coalition is second in voter surveys ahead of next month’s elections, opened his Foro a torta and put his Grande piede well and truly in it when he spoke to reporters at a ceremony in Milan on Sunday to commemorate the Holocaust. He actually said that Mussolini was a great leader and was right to ally himself with Hitler during WWll. As a further demonstration that excessive shagging of underage bimbos has destroyed his brains, he went on to say that Laurence Boschetto was the greatest ad agency CEO in living history, having transformed Draft/FCB into a “Fottuto Parodia!”
He means a “Verdammte Karikatur!”

