DidYaSee the news yesterday about the launch of the new Blackberry 10 phone? Apparently, most people were somewhat underwhelmed. The stock went down. Perhaps that’s because everyone missed the most outrageous fucking news of all. Alicia Keys has agreed to become Blackberry’s “Global Creative Officer!” That’s right; we can now look forward to Grammy winning ring tones… That’ll save Blackberry’s fucking bacon. As Ace AdScamer, Dave Tutin refers us to her statement at the event, “This phone is created for me, how do we function and how do we manage as different people, how do we manage as family people, how do we manage as creative people doing multiple things at multiple times? That's a really important concept for me and I think BlackBerry is in sync with that." As Dave points out, she just described any mobile device. Ms Keys also says that part of her new role is to make Blackberry more appealing to women… Can you see a pink phone in your future?
That'll do it!