OK, so the world didn’t end on December 21st… It ended a month later on January 21st. First we had the shocking and totally unexpected news that Lance Armstrong did drugs. Then it was disclosed that football wanker, Te’o (what kind of fucking name is that?) had a non-existent dead girlfriend that wasn’t dead, it was just his mum that was dead… But to drive the final nail in the coffin lid was the news that at the Presidents inauguration, when Beyoncé blew everyone’s socks off with her rendition of the national anthem, she was actually lip-synching. However, the good news is that Kelly Clarkson did her thing with "My Country, Tis’ of Thee," live. But sorry, Kelly, no fifty fucking million dollar deal with Pepsi for you!
Send Beyoncé to me!