In case you missed it, according to the retards on Twitter, Kim Jong-Un has been assassinated while on an R&R trip to China. Apparently two Chinese Ninjas (I know, Ninjas are Japanese, but it’s my blog) “offed” him in his hotel room where he was having it “off” with a local “Pillow Lady” (yeah, I know, that’s fucking Japanese too… I’ve read Shogun, alright?) Anyway, whatever the details, it’s just a rumor, apparently the young dictator later played 18 holes of golf, achieving a hole-in-one on all 18 whilst composing a symphony and re-writing War and Peace! But if I was him, I wouldn’t relax too much, never forget Team America – World Police, nailed your dad a few years ago. Puppets always get their man!
Commies should not fuck with these guys!