It’s official… No one has spent more money running for a single office than Linda “Smackdown” McMahon has in trying to win a seat in the U.S. Senate. One hundred million fucking dollars. $50 million on her unsuccessful 2010 effort, and about the same for what is looking like another fucking wipe-out this time around. As is well know, she and her thug like husband made a shitload of money from the “sport” of WWF. Which is like describing Karaoke as a Mozart Requiem. The lady also plies the Connecticut coast in a yacht named “Sexy Bitch.” As you would expect, the vast majority of that $100 million has gone of really bad TV ads produced by a bunch of ad hack’s based in Texas. Ms. McMahon claims she has a plan to create jobs. Unfortunately, so far, most of them seem to be out of state.
Linda's advance team will be knocking on your door soon!