You have to laugh at the fashion shows currently taking place in New York, London and Paris. For a start, I can’t imagine most women wearing some of the weird shit the emaciated models strut down the catwalk, let alone paying the outrageous prices. As for the men’s gear, well, it’s just a fucking joke. But, that’s not the point of my Saturday rant… Have you ever noticed all the “famous” people perched on the front row? Did you think they just wandered in off the street. No fucking way. They get appearance fees, big ones. Rihanna pulls in $100,000 and uber talented “I have the world’s biggest tits, with an even bigger arse to match” Kim Kardashian gets $50,000 for parking her gigantic rear end on a bench for an hour. How this helps designers sell their shit is beyond me… But then again, just about everything that’s happening these days is beyond me. Fuck it anyway, it's time to start the weekend boozing!
I have no fucking idea!