If you want to spend the rest of the weekend poking your eyes out with knitting needles… Kev “I Aways Wear Black” Roberts has just pumped out the latest version of his soporific blog. Although, I’ll bet he has a team of Saatchi Erks writing this shit for him. I mean, this is a guy who acknowledges he spends 250 days a year out of the office, flying around the world, first class, staying in 12 star hotels and eating at 24 crossed knives & forks Michelin restaurants… Which begs the question, how does he find the time to write all those shitty books about “LoveMarks?” Oh yeah… The Erks. And WHAT EXACTLY does he do for Saatchi when he’s in the office? Here’s a gem from this weeks blog… PS: I’m writing this from the Augustine Hotel in beautiful Prague… a converted 13th century Augustinian Monastery with monks still in residence brewing their 14% - yes 14% - St. Thomas beer… put Prague, the Augustine and the beer on your Bucket list. Bucket list… Fucking bucket list… Would that be the one I use at the top of AdScam? My favorite George Orwell quote… "Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail." Oh, and if you’re interested, a single room at the Augustine Hotel is $500. Although I’m sure Kev’s suite is a shitload more… Courtesy of Publicis’ shareholders!
Fuck the Augustine beer. I'll stick with mine!