Did you see the news last week that McDonald’s is opening it’s first all vegetarian fast food joint? And no, it’s not in Berkley or Park Slope, it’s in India…. Don’t forget, over there, all cows are “Holy Cows.” So you can’t eat the fuckers. Instead of ordering Big Macs, the locals will be asking for “Big Turnips,” or something. Won’t make much difference, everything Mickey D’s sells still tastes like shit. I wonder if the Indian lawyers the Poisoned Dwarf is taking legal action against will end up working there after Sir Martin’s army of fucking legal eagles take them to the cleaners ‘cos of their lap dancing “frivolities?” Maybe they could go in with Boyko and open an Indian branch of “Rick’s Cabaret.”
It used to be called VCU!