After tying himself to the mast and blocking his ears with sushi in an attempt to drown out the calls from shareholders that he should fuck off… Jerry Yang has done the honorable thing and fucked off. And it only took him seventeen fucking years. New CEO Scott Thompson has hardly had time to get rid of all Carol “Fucking” Bartz’s tchotchkes from the corner office, before he can start working out how to save the company by firing everyone and selling off all its assets. Then, what do you know, it’s time to collect your multi-million golden parachute, move on, and do it all over again at another company. Jesus, the work of a Silicon Valley CEO is never done!
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
It's tough at the top!