In the never ending realm of “You Can’t Make This shit Up.” News today that BestBuy has just fired its CEO, ‘cos the place is sinking faster than the fucking Titanic - Today is the 100th anniversary of the demise of the “Ocean Liner of the Future,” because a big fucking iceberg knocked down the walls and blew up the silos whilst the passengers and crew were engaged in an early version of a Draft/FCB “Creative Rumble.” BestBit of the BestBuy news is that all the NewsNozzles are talking about the companies problems, whilst no one is talking about the fact that their advertising SUCKS. As and when they hire a new CEO… Here’s some FREE advice for the chucklehead. Tell the Frat/Fart boys in Boulder to fuck off. It’s simple. CP+B has a track record of failure. Take ‘em behind Alex’s Shed and put the miserable fuckers out of their misery by blowing their brains (brains... ?) out. Then, “Crowdsource” AdScam, and I’ll sort your problems out with Jenny, the scary lady from McKinney. I’ll even get “Liz” to bring the dog with the bandana along. And I promise… I’ll leave “Glistening” Tracy in the Coliseum.
Here at AdScam, we concentrate on only doing "glistening" female gladiators on Friday!