I’m sorry… I know it has fuck all to do with advertising, but I had to laugh when I read that Kate Winslet (who’s films are always worth watching) has married for the third time. OK, nothing funny about that in Tinsel Town… But it’s the name of the husband… NED ROCKNROLL… Yeah, that’s his fucking name. He changed it from Abel Smith… Does that mean she is now MRS. ROCKNROLL? And what if they have kids. The poor fuckers will get the piss taken something rotten at school. And guess what? Ned is the nephew of ace wanker, Richard “Call me SIR or I fire your arse” Branson, and works in the Space-Travel branch of the Virgin Empire. To the Moon Mr. Rocknroll!
The Virgin-Dildo Shuttle has landed!