As more juicy details emerge about Fourth Reich, Mormon Senator “make mine a double” Crapo’s, DUI arrest last weekend, apparently when arrested, he admitted to the Fuzz that he had “consumed SEVERAL shots of vodka!” Fuck me, I hope they were Teton Glacier, Idaho Potato Vodka – The license plates here in Idaho say “Famous Potatoes.” Idaho Governor “Butch” Otter, who was DUI’d a few years ago when driving home after winning a “Tight Jeans Contest” in a local hostelry, should appoint him to the Idaho Potato Board, where he could wax eloquently about the enervating quality of our lovely spuds. We certainly grow a unique set of politicians around here. The Governor before “Butch” was notorious for bouncing checks, the Mayor of Boise before the current one went to jail for fraud. Recently, a State Senator was DUI’d while driving a stolen truck across a neighbor’s lawn. He begged for forgiveness and was put on probation, remaining in the Senate, until he was arrested shortly after for sexually assaulting the women working in his office. And let’s not forget Larry “Wide-Stance” Craig. Who is now pulling down the big bucks as a well paid consultant. You just can’t make this shit up!
His mug shot... And just where the fuck had he been dressed like that on a Saturday night?