With the news recently about who the fuck will be blowing millions of dollars on ad time for 30 second Super Bowl spots whilst their audience is stocking the fridge with more nuns-piss light beer, or running to the loo to get rid of the gallons of nuns-piss light beer they've already drunk… The big surprise is… There is no big surprise. America’s favorite brew, Bud, which now belongs to a bunch of Brazilians, will run a series of spots via new agency, Translation, that will be full of hip-hop, cool and groovy people bouncing around doing cool and groovy things, whilst talking shit I will be completely at a loss to understand… So, unfortunately, they will not have persuaded me to buy their appalling brew. CP+B might, or might not, do an indescribably bad spot for Best Buy. We don’t know yet. Isn’t Ozzy dead anyway? If so, they could do a “DeadenBourne.” Coke and Pepsi will do fucking Coke and Pepsi… Yawn… GoDaddy will do Tits & Arse, surprise, surprise. Alex’s WunderSpot for Israeli UN criminal, SodaStream, will run in the fourth quarter when everyone has fallen asleep… Nevertheless, it will be voted “Spot of the Bowl” by all the arse licking ad trades… Alex will retire to the “Shed” to count his “Artisanal, Made in America, Dollars.” And several hundred boringly similar, carbon copy car ads will be ignored by the viewers… What a giant fucking scam!
Well, yeah, I fucking do as a matter of fact!