The tens of thousands of poor fuckers living on the streets of Calcutta, Bombay and Delhi… Yeah, I know they’re not called that anymore, but when I was a kid dodging Messerschmitt 109’s, the map of the world was two thirds pink, and that’s what they were called… And, as I keep reminding you, it’s my fucking blog. Anyway, back to India… The aforementioned poor fuckers living on the streets will be pleased to know that Indian billionaires are going to spur online consumer demand. Who says so? The Poisoned Dwarf says so. Apparently, digital advertising at WPP’s Indian operations might account for 20 percent of the rancid empire’s revenue in the next 7 to 10 years. So, if you’re one of the poor fuckers living in the gutters of Mumbai, the next time you click on your iPad to order up a rat vindeloo with that one rupee Groupon coupon, you’ll be pleased to know you’re making His Gnomeship even fucking richer.
Jerry at ten-o-clock Biggles. Spiffing show Ginger!!!