In the “you can’t make this shit up” category, Despite all-time lows for New York City in homicides and shootings, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg said overall crime in New York City was up 3.3% in 2012 due to iPhone, iPad and other Apple device thefts, which have increased by 3,890 this year. Fuck and it only seems like yesterday that most of the crimes in NYC happened because kids were mugging other kids for their Nike Air Jordan’s. Many years ago in New York, I was robbed of my Rolex, GMT, SeaMaster watch. I then went off and had a few more drinks, ‘cos the fucker who stuck me up at gun point didn’t realize it was a Canal Street $20 fake. Wanker!
Thou shall not steal the holy iToys!