It would seem that in his relentless quest for a Saatchi “Lordship” upgrade from his puny “Sirship,” the Poisoned Dwarf has convinced WPP shareholders to vote agreement on moving the rancid empires headquarters back to the UK from the Republic of Guinness. He will now incorporate the company headquarters in Jersey, which still enjoys certain tax advantages, but not as much as Ireland. My bet is that the Queen will elevate him to the purple and ermine next year. Mind you, if World War lll breaks out and Germany occupies the Channel Islands again. He’s fucked.
The little fucker is toast!

