The great thing about writing AdScam, apart from sweating my nuts off, and occasionally being insulted by some fucktard who thinks ‘cos I ALWAYS have a picture of Hitler on Wednesday, I am some kind of holocaust denier… Is all the lovely juicy information I get from inside collapsing BDA’s. Just got an update from an AdScamer on the Ogilvy flood. Apparently it wasn’t the hurricane, it was burst water pipes that the owner of the building was supposed to have fixed before WPP signed the lease. In order to get the cheapest deal possible, the Poisoned Dwarf had a Tibetan plumbing company strip out and sell the lead pipes which had been in there since the Revolutionary War, then replace them with piping made from recycled McDonald coffee cups all tied together with duct tape (You don’t think I’m making this shit up, do you?) I am also reliably informed that there will be no Ogilvy Christmas party this year, and big layoffs are imminent. Bah… Humbug!
Greetings from Sir Martin!