Since my post of ten minutes ago... Others emails have flooded in, with most of them informing me that... OGILVY LAYOFFS START MONDAY... I could be wrong, but my sources are usually very reliable. However, the timing sounds right. Shitcan people on the 10th, then by the time the Christmas party rolls round on the 20th, the people fortunate enough to still be able to attend will thank their lucky stars they won't be signing on for unemployment benefits this calendar year... Meantime, holiday greetings form the Poisoned Dwarf's Davos rich fucker chalet.
I gauge out their eyes and sauté them with cous cous!