You know things are getting tough when Apple CEO, Tim Cook, is described as taking a “massive” pay cut when it was revealed yesterday that all he made in 2012 was a lousy $4.17 million! OK, so the year before, he made a staggering $376 million, which would be enough to pay the entire population of China to work at Foxconn for a year churning out iShit before committing suicide. But fuck me, how much money does one person need… Oh yeah, better ask Oracle’s CEO, Larry “I am Ninja” Ellison that. When the world’s sixth richest fucktard was asked that question, he replied… “It isn’t about the money, it’s about keeping score.” He then went off and bought Hawaii.
I would settle for the change behind his cushions!