You may remember AdScam was first in bringing to the attention of the ad community, “The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist,” a few months ago… closely followed by the impending “Bacon Famine,” and the “Humungous California Walnuts Theft.” What the fuck is a “Foodie” to do? But, not to worry, Professor Kolstad Points us in the direction of the news that at least the Maple Syrup Mystery has been solved with the arrest of 3 arch criminals in Canada. The Mounties are still looking for 5 others. Rumors they have crossed the border and are now in Idaho, has Fourth Reich potato farmers standing guard over their valuable crops. Personally, I am laying in extra supplies of Teton Glacier!
And don't forget the chips!