Shortly after selling the rights to his life story to a TV production company, John McAfee, the 67 year old wacko fugitive from murder charges in Belize, was released from jail in Guatemala and is on his way back to the United States. Even though he is scheduled to arrive in Miami, certain AdScam sources, who must remain incognito for their safety, inform me he is scheduled to proceed from there to New York City, where he will meet with Michael Roth to engage in negotiations about replacing Laurence “Meet me in the Corner Gym” Boschetto as the uber-Fuehrer of Draft/FCB. Roth is reported to have said... "Well fuck, he can't be as evil as Boschetto. So it's worth a shot!" However, other sources tell me that even though McAfee is a coked up, sex maniac gun freak, he is nowhere near insane enough to take on the dumbest job in the world.
I do Rumbles... Real Rumbles!