Just when you thought you’d seen everything, news this week that uber tits & arse queen, Kim Kardashian, flew into Bahrain’s capital over the weekend to launch the country’s first Millions of Milkshakes shop… So now you know what causes that monster derriere to keep getting more monstrous. Apparently, she wants to “use her celebrity to raise awareness about important issues in the area”, and while in Kuwait a few days ago she met with the US Ambassador to the country, Matthew Tueller. Wouldn’t you think the Ambassador has more important things to do than discuss how many Navy SEALS will be needed to protect the next Millions of Fucking Milkshakes shop. As for Bahrain, this is the cesspit of a nation that brought in the Saudi army to shoot peaceful protestors just a few months ago. Perhaps Ms. Kardashian is planning to join the ranks of those other lady “ambassadors” who hang out with douchenozzle four star generals!
Next Secretary of State?