Never fucking say that I do not have the uber-balls to walk on water and turn the aforementioned water into wine... Although, 28 year old Laphroig would be better... Anyhow, moving on... I posted the other day that because of its plumbing problems at East Hoboken, Ogilvy had decided not to have a Christmas party this year... Well, guess what... One of my Ogilvy deep throats informs me that John Seifert just sent a company wide email announcing the continuation of the menorah lighting ceremony and teddy bear Christmas tree. Also, there will be a non-hosted bar (OK, I just made the last bit up) Xmas party on dec 20. Originally, as I posted, these were all canceled. However, as my informant points out... "Maybe this is a morale boosting tactic in effort to soften the mass layoff coming this Monday." Fuck me, yeah, that'll work. David must be half way to Hell as he spins beneath the Chateau Toufou turf these days!
No, it's not Kate, and it has fuck all to do with Ogilvy... But, she is rather tasty, and it's my blog!
