In case you missed it, yesterday, Lance Armstrong was nominated as Texan of the Year by the Dallas Morning News. No, it isn’t another example of Texas weirdness, ‘cos the award doesn’t have to go to a hero, it can go to a fucktard. And as the paper put it so well… “Now the Armstrong brand will be forever that of a fighter, a survivor and a cunning steely-eyed-liar.” His fall wasn’t pleasant to behold,” the newspaper said in an editorial. “If nothing else, it’s a lesson about the perils of hero worship.” They certainly got that right.
Last years winner!

