You know how the end of the world is going to happen on December 21st? Well, that’s according to the Mayan calendar. – By the way. Did you know that the Mayan’s invented Mayanaise - Nah, just kidding. Actually, the end of the world was yesterday. That’s because Apple’s stock dropped $37… By the end of the day De Anza Blvd was littered with the bodies of people who had thrown themselves out of Apple’s basement windows. I mean what the fuck is an ApleTard to do about the new Ferrari that’s on order? I’ll bet GodJobs is looking down and trying to make up his mind whether or not to ride his iCloud down and once again perform one of his miracles. Start praying!
Forgive them, for they know not what they do!