Did ya see the news about the guy in New Zealand who went blind after mixing his meds with vodka (No, it wasn’t Rod Stewart.) After rushing to hospital, Doctors suspected methanol poisoning, which caused formaldehyde to accumulate in his system, leading to loss of sight. To prevent the methanol from further metabolizing into formaldehyde, they administered ethanol, but half way through the procedure, they fucking ran out. So, being hard drinking Kiwi’s, they sent a staff member to a nearby liquor store to purchase a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black, which they used to finish the procedure. Within minutes, the guys sight returned. Now the guy can keep on walking forever. Further proof that “Socialized Health Care” really fucking works! Fuck the Tea Party. Join the Scotch Party!
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