Didya see that the Poisoned Dwarf is planning to move WPP headquarters back to the UK following approval from the board, but this will depend on its voting shareholders approving the move at a meeting on December 11. Sorrell had moved the corporate offices to Dublin, Ireland in 2008 in order to avoid UK taxes, get cheap Guinness and to go shopping for lots of little green leprechaun suits on O’Connell Street. After the move, his Gnomeship’s Empire will be renamed New WPP. That's right... New WPP... Does this mean there was something wrong with the Old WPP? Whatever the fucking reason, it will, obviously, have the same board and management team. So, Sir Martin’s personal cash cow is guaranteed. No fucking surprise there!
We'll be off now!
