Didya go shopping on “Black Friday?” Apparently, the nations douchenozzles and fucktards turned out in force to go into debt buying shit they can’t afford and don’t need. There were the usual fights between churls eager to get the 50% off Vampire, Zombie and Navy SEAL video games… At a Sears in Texas (where else?) A guy pulled a gun on a shopper who punched him in the face. According to the local police… "We don't see this very often," Officer Matthew Porter said, adding that Salame did not break the law by displaying the weapon. "He was within his rights." Meantime, over in Washington… A drunk in an SUV ran over a couple about to enter a Wal-Mart… And my favorite… Elizabeth Garcia, from New York, went shopping at about 3:30am at Toys R Us in Times Square. Last year, Ms Garcia almost got into a fight over a Tinker Bell sofa. "This year I wasn't about to kill people," she said. Wow, this lady is obviously the Einstein of shoppers.
Black Friday in Idaho!