Did Ya see the CNN interview with Yahoo’s Uber-Fuhrer-esse, Marissa Mayer? The one were she says it’s all about “God, family and Yahoo” – in that order. Fuck, if I had her billions, I would have put Zurich or the Caymans ahead of God. I mean between the dumpster loads of money she walked away from Google with, and the fucking dumpster loads of money she got for signing on with Yahoo, God can stand in line (Waiting for the “Blasphemer” emails.) She yacks on and on about mobile… What a fucking surprise, there’s a breakthrough strategy… But the biggest surprise is her voice… Apart from having a Rod Stewart textured sound… A couple bottles of Vodka and a carton of fags a day… She also sounds like a fucking “Valley Girl.” Every statement ends on an up-note… Like, ya know, like, fucking awesome!
Fuck the Caymans. Zurich works for me!
