Now that ace wanker CEO, Nick Brien has been chucked out, it’s obvious that McCann is about to go on a fucking humongous new business surge that will be the envy of the ad biz. News today that they just picked up the massive Joe’s Crab Shack account. That’s right, all $12 million of it… Roth bonus time? Anyway, let’s hope they can improve on the really slimy advertising the previous agency – Slingshot of Dallas - subjected the unwashed masses to… See the Danny DeVito look alike who’s “Having all three” chicks in his nasty crabby, bling adorned claws. Fucking gross. McCann’s North American President, Hank Scummy (Ooops, sorry Hank, I meant Summy) said… "We are eager to build upon Joe's strong brand awareness with innovative creative and tactics that highlight the breadth of the Joe's experience." Why the fuck can’t these douchenozzles speak English?
Even worse... You're a wanker with crabs!
