There’s a funny piece over at channelregister.UK about how Apple's iPad was used by one in every 10 online shoppers on Black Friday, according to IBM's Holiday Benchmark report. Which means that most of them were probably being used by AppleTards to buy more iPads, ‘cos the ones they were using were a couple of fucking weeks old. But here’s the really interesting bit… Mark Zuckerberg and his mates will be less than pleased to hear that "shoppers referred from social networks such as Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and YouTube" generated just 0.34 per cent of all online sales on Black Friday, a decrease of more than 35 per cent from 2011. Wow, how the fuck is that great new “Mobile Strategy” workin’ out for ya, Mark baby?
Can you just imagine how it feels when you hold it?